*Dave Jacobe comes to my store(s) to visit me several times a year. I met him working at Harley in 2007 and we've been good friends ever since. He's really close to Austin too (he's known Dave since 2006). I've never heard Dave call him by his actual name. He's called him "Possum" for years.
Then I wake up.
*This literally happens every time we see each other.