Matt Sterett's Chicken Soup

I'm at work. Matt has brought some "home made chicken noodle soup" to work for me to try. He has a big red bowl and he's following me around the store asking me to "just try it"!!
It looks disgusting. It's watery and it has just a few noodles and one big "chicken tender" floating in it. He really wants me to try it because he made it himself.
After trying everything to stay away from him, I decide to give in and try it.
I take it to the front counter and share it with my co-worker, Debb.
We don't have any spoons...but we have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead doll and a Jesus Pen so we decide to eat soup off of those things....

Then I wake up.